jeremy fragrance claims to follow the teachings of jesus yet brags about having sex on the timeline. i will get a lot of schadenfreude from his eternal damnation

chat is this giant vein on my neck healthy. i’m most likely going to die fairly soon. what a disappointment this whole living thing has been. hopefully i get reincarnated as someone with a healthy body next time around

my tweet got 90,000 likes but i had to clean the bathroom at my grocery store job

woke up in the middle of the night gasping for air, couldn’t breathe at all, i legitimately thought i was going to die. moments like these people say your life flashes before your eyes or you think about all the things you never did. that’s a lie. all i felt was fear and panic

i’m actually anorexic but ok

going through old discord messages and i remember i couldn’t eat or sleep for 2 days after she told me this

had a nightmare last night that i had a girlfriend and i stumbled onto pictures of her hanging out with faze banks in 2017. his arm was around her, i woke up and i was choking and couldn’t breathe

2 days ago i decided to quit twitter for good but here i am. it’s like i just released on fentanyl. i will never leave you guys

ending my griffith era and entering my femto era

for the past 5 months i haven’t been able to swallow food without feeling like im choking but i finally cured myself. i feel reborn. it’s like i was 90 years old and i woke up one day as a 26 year old. the new sun is risen. life is beautiful. fate has given me a second chance

egirl with 100k followers is responding to my dms on tiktok even though i have a zero follower private account on there. she must feel the aura

for some reason it never really clicked that he was gay until now. i thought he was just artistic

when i was a little kid my hobby was to set controlled fires in my backyard. i would dig up all the grass in the area and have a hose on standby in case anything went wrong. something beautiful abt the way fire consumes anything you throw in it. when my mom found out she beat me

i got my first job exactly 1 years ago today. i put almost every dollar into doge coin. last week i reached my goal of 200k doge coins. every 10 cents doge coin goes up i make $20,000. now we wait

my dream is to become the incel caroline calloway

twitter mutual told me that she lost her virginity this summer and I asked with who and she said that she "took a chance on one of her reply guys" she was literally deflowered by a dude from twitter. i’m sick to my stomach

i’m flushing all my wellbutrin down the toilet. i can’t be taking the same pills as the “Ethical Coomer”

im actually an idiot. verbal iq in the gutter