permission to be extra✨ and not pay extra✨💫

you call it chronically online. I call it chronically testing my data

the clocks falling back 🤝one more hour to scroll

“hey, my friend thinks you’re cute and wants to save you money”  the friend:

we know it's engagement season, so we wanted to ask you something…💙

when your phone’s clock hits an angel number and the universe gives you good vibes.

birth accidentally walking around with your flash on death

only family plan I’m here for is dinner this thursday 🌚

forgot my gloves so i’m warming my hands with my unlimited data this winter

archaic 🦣