Wise words from: The Pretentious Gentleman on FB.

TL;DR Women choose the bear because they are more predictable than a man.

A few things that people (fellas) seem to not understand about the bear vs man thing:

1. The scenario is, a woman is walking through the woods hiking…

Wtf is wrong with me bro 💀

Oops I did it again 🤭

#TotalSolarEclipse

birds of torment power

job requirements today be like:

- must have already done this job before
- must be obsessed with our brand/this industry
- must be a pro at every tool in our tech stack
- bonus if you don’t really have a personal life

we rly made it

a father’s reaction to his daughter choosing a black man for prom...

Ace

F A H E E M This guy went the Louisville Zoo and visited the gorilla exhibit with his family. He then pulled out his phone and showed one of the gorillas some pictures. The gorilla appeared to be intrigued and asked the guy to show him more pictures.

i asked my dad if he knew what hot honey was and he said 'yeah im married to one'?????????????

DBDTWT is not real. DBDTWT is not real. DBDTWT is not real. DBDTWT is not real. DBDTWT is not real. DBDTWT is not real. DBDTWT is not real. DBDTWT is not real. DBDTWT is not real.

Shall can will>shoulda coulda woulda

That mans an artist

I hope they turn me into a circle one day

bro bragging about a $750 a zip tie 😭 it’s so over

Dont you love it when your parents blame you for the way they raised you

I fk hate myself I just played 2 huntress games, first dbd games in 3 months, and I got so pissed cuz I got dead dawg twice in a row. Now after the second game ended I see in my build Ive had the offering equipped so its my own fault 😀

FLEA 🇭🇹 Then you run to the internet to snitch on yourself.

devs please help me I forgor how to close my eyes 😢