Boss: John, tell me your greatest weakness Me: Honesty B: I don't think that's a weakness M: I don't give a shit what you think.

If you love someone set them free. If they come back it's because everyone else was just as crazy as you but at least you had a nice ass.

If you have to ask yourself "What the hell was I thinking" more than twice a day, we can definitely be friends.”

Selfies are a sure fire way to tell the world your single

When a high speed chase ends with someone pulling over and surrendering, that's like seeing a great movie with an awful ending.

In 1962, the US government planned terrorist attacks on US cities - Then wanted to blame Cuba so they could start a war.

SEVENDUST Lucky You April 1st!!

Lucky You hey guys I paid for the acoustic Sevendust VIP tix when should I get mine? I haven't gotten any email or anything

@TNA_GUNNER selfieeeee

The secret to the music business is sold not told...

@LyndseyOnAir cuckolding is huge in Georgia

Check it out dt.gofund.me/e67q7fddz4

The more wives a man has, the greater his risk of heart disease, according to a new study.

Wish Southwest Airlines had some cyber Monday deals

Gonna be doin' it big tomorrow morning with #FallOutBoy #FOB #GMA #NYC

Tattoos and defense attorneys are two things you'll definitely want to spend the extra money on.