The Grand old Duke of York He had 12 million quid He gave it to someone he never met For something he never did 👎💩 #guiltyAF

Can’t wait to go on Facebook later to see loads of pictures of fallen trees #StormEunice

Morning red bull drinkers really stress me out

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RICH-WHUT (Everyyyy time. If you know, you know)

Even though I have zero aspiration to become one, I often sit and think about what my DJ name would be. Top picks: Vi-ral Load (topical) High Viz Good VI-brations Re-VI-taLIZE (b2b with my sister, Lize) ConjunctiVItis

Instead of getting songs stuck in their heads, anyone else get words? Not stopped whispering Gochujang to myself since I went to the supermarket yesterday. GO-CHU-JANG. Also, delicious.

Good that my heart rate gets so high in my driving lessons, my watch logs it as an ‘outdoor run’.

It’s completely adorable how excited everyone looks taking the #LizzieLine this morning. 🚆 💜 Smiles all round, a fella timing his journey to my right, bunch of curious looks as we roll into the next stop. There’s a bit of Francis Bourgeois in us all.

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To top off a somewhat intense day, I just walked into someone’s fart as they crop dusted in front of me on the way home. See you next bloody Tuesday 👋🏽

Coffee giving me Simpsons squirrel vibes this morning. FKN almond milk.

Just reminded myself we had a Metaverse in 2005. It was called Club Penguin and it straight up S.L.A.P.P.E.D 🐧

She's a 10 but her favourite font is Comic Sans

Feeling good in a new outfit, I’m strutting down the tube platform. Man comes up to me, earphones are taken out. “Sorry love, you’ve forgotten to take the label off your clothes”

A round of applause, please, for the Guardian colleague who wrote the headline to this story of mine.

LIZ IS COMING OUTTT

In 2022 I learned hundreds of useful concepts that improved my understanding of the world. Here are the 10 best:

Uncover the best (& worst!) practice examples of creatives working with their strategic counterparts in the next Creative Group event. 🎙️Olivia 🎙️Hill & Knowlton' Eleanor Sullivan 🎙️Daniel Deeks-Osburn 🎙️THE ROMANS''Jack Moriarty & Viola Hazlerigg 👉 ow.ly/lSm850NcgP3

Huge congrats to our dream team Viola Hazlerigg and Jordan Kavanagh for being promoted to Associate Creative Directors. So well deserved. To many more years, great creativity and matching outfits 🚀 prweek.com/article/182358…