Terrible time to lose my wallet #depressed #:(

S/o to that goon jefferson_Davie #hbd #20 #nolongerateen #whereuat

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First bogey of the day #golfing

Wake up with my pillow stuck to my head... Bad move storing my gum behind my ear last night #guminhair #roughwakeup

Can't figure out where this music is playing from on my computer

I hate waiting for people

Two people holding the door for me at the same time #king #bosslife #grandentrance

If ur phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix it

I hear Brad Pitt has a way more chill brother named Rad Pitt

First time sleeping on the top bunk #startedfromthebottom

Just recognized a guy in the sopranos who I was playing blackjack with in Aruba. No wonder he was betting so high #odee

The people at Einstein bagel can't spell my name right. Vinnie, vini, vinie, and now vine #vinny

How do people actually believe these fake promotions on instagram

You're tearing me apart Lisa!!!!

Can't wait to not wake up at 745 every morning next semester #sleep

Physics Test cancelled tommorrow... Actually the Best news ever

That unfortunate moment when u accidentally double tap and debate whether its worth taking the like back or not

s/o to the #brickwall. Always there for when a lonely lacrosse player is looking to have a catch