I meeeeaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn

Now Anna, I’m not one to berate random Twitter users. But I must ask, how was your night? How did this all feel? Was it worth it? 104 games and THEY LIED to you.

104 Wins and a Team Silver Slugger Award, and THEY LIED 😆

I am once again asking for Bryce to go super sayain, only this time it’s to iddy biddy rattlesnakes #WeAttackAgainAtNightFall

Ok Ja Rule, you can see yourself out

When I call he answers, love this relationship we have going on. WIN!

Never been a time more like the present! Bryce will do what needs to be done. He will not go quietly into the night.

Clippers 2023-2024 prediction: Finish as a 4 seed Lose in 2nd round Kawhi declines his player option Signs elsewhere NBA stays a circulating sham 🤷🏻‍♂️

Highlight of the Eagles Bye Week: Tyrese Maxey

I quadrupled down on the snooze button this morning. It’s thanksgiving eve baby what do you expect!

How often do y’all think about fighting a coworker?

Ever since I set my alarm clock tune to “Nothing can stop me I’m all the way up”, Ive realized this 27 thing ain’t so bad

What’s life without adversity

Sttttttttooooooppppp it. No I am not ready!

Can you just stop dude.

Laughing in the morning is the key to success. Thank you!

I can confidently say that when Lloyd Banks and Juelz Santana left the studio that night, they absolutely knew what they just did #JeansNeverEmpty #MakinMoviesTomCruisin

Nothing worse than when Spotify shuffle is hitting on all cylinders but that message from boss lady comes in “billing is due at 12” #NoFreeAds #ShamefulPriceIncrease

3pm Lattes on Market, new Drake song goes hard

I coerced intern Martin to have 2 jaega bombs and a mind eraser after 3 pitchers on his final day with the company. God I am firing on all cylinders, and have proven to be such a role model