In retrospect I'd take the Stella commercial if I could watch tennis on my teevee again. Fuck corporations forever.

When we say "Never Again" we mean exactly what Israel is currently doing to the Palestinian people as we speak. Being victimized does not give anyone carte blanche to unleash horrors upon humanity.

If you guys care so much about pets you should start with the cops doing serial dog murder every year

It looks like the still from a Disney made-for-TV movie where a dog and a cat get transformed into people.

Dave Grohl said "Lemme put this press release out about 7:30 on Tuesday"

I want to know what color lipstick Megan is wearing. #MTVAwards

if u fw moo deng but not adult hippos yyou are no better than leonardo dicaprio

The next post I see that says "Happy Banned Books week" that poster is done for.

The best thing Chris Redd ever did on SNL was Eric Adams let's bring him back for a cold open!

The secret to getting kids reading is the same thing that worked in the nineties. Reading Rainbow. Free pizzas. Shakespeare rom-coms. A million Jane Austen adaptations. Movies where a guy gifts his beloved an enormous library. Dog who acts out the classics.

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For my birthday, I would like Amazon prime day to shut up.

Of course this fucker lives in my neighborhood, or he did the *last* time he got arrested for assaulting someone.

Insane Clown Posse endorse Kamala Harris for president → cos.lv/s6rG50TRhZe

The appropriate time to protest this is a century from now when President for Life Mr. Beast III issues a land acknowledgement and apology for the harm what we did to Palestinians now

Pedo cop: but it’s my favourite shirt Lawyer: I need be paid in advance

Jeff Glor would have eaten the pizza on camera. I hate this prissy guy and won't even learn his name

I remember hearing the son of April Simpson Taylor call into Sway Calloway earlier this year, so it was cool to walk past the street they named for her this morning!