new band merch idea: trolley coins that double up as a keyring for the older fans x

No, an immigrant has never taken your job. A capitalist decided to replace you with even cheaper labour in order to increase his own profits further. And right now he revels in you pointing the finger at other people, instead of him.

everyone just needs to eat a whole garlic baguette (for therapy)

willow is cooked

nah im sorry sharing a post about ‘i dont care about your cat you have a box of shit in your house’ when your own gaff is covered in dog piss and you physically abuse your dog? weirdo behaviour tbf x

i love the little universal wave bus drivers give each other very cutesy

on another level do you think theres rivalries and not waving is like the ultimate disrespect?

i am a permanent spaghetti junction hater. 3-6pm is brutal. we will not move until the bus gets to at least 57 degrees centigrade.

As #Lorraine (supposedly) returns to work tomorrow, it’s time for some… 🚨BONUS PERCENTAGES🚨 As we head into the last third of the year, here is where we stand. Lorraine Kelly - 99/173 - 57.2% Christine Lampard - 37/173 - 21.3% Ranvir Singh - 32/173 - 18.5% Louise Minchin -

i am very excited to see sysc and killingmesoftly within the same 3 hour window. probs what heaven feels like.

Bello! just blew up my neighbours house

there’s dancing and then there’s dancing Long Goodbye playing in Sheffield

BONES PULLED UP TO GREYDAY 2K24 LOS ANGELES AND MOSHED WITH THE FANS 📹: @nabiscosmells on ig

you have more of a chance of making it in the music industry as an abusive man than a morally-sound woman. currently it doesn't feel like that will ever change - these lineups stay the same no matter how loud people keep screaming

Introducing the first annual Dying Wishmas in Portland with some very special guests. Tickets on sale Friday at 10 am.

timeline is immaculate today! 0 energy needed.

would sell a kidney to fly to portland for dying wishmas