I don’t follow hockey at all but I am here for ALL of the Matt Rempe!

This headline is SO good on so many levels! Absolute wizard-level. Great job, BLABBERMOUTH.NET.

OK is it just me, or is this new Alien Ant Farm song pretty good? I back it! Solid view numbers too. Good to see them having some success. youtube.com/watch?v=QBJc5F…

Mets RF Starling Marte chatting up an umpire between innings, seeking clarification on the Lindor obstruction call yesterday. Umpire demonstrated positioning around the base with his body. Chat lasted about a minute.

A lot of “Alexa, play dark side of the moon” right now.

Referring to Born of Osiris as "Ice Cream Truck Metal" is one of the funniest things Axl Rosenberg ever wrote. No shade, I like the band. But it's funny. Both things can be true.

Great excerpt from the latest Garbage Day newsletter about what the blogosphere was like in the late ‘00s / early ‘10s. Hard to convey what it was like if you weren’t there, but we really had a lot of fun!

No shade on Chappell Roan, who I dig, but the verse riff of “HOT TO GO!” is just the theme music from the BMX event in the classic NES game California Games. youtu.be/PggsHuJdvgE?si…

His name is Burton Seabell, dagnabbit

I’m still wearing my Mets hat.

This can't be real, right?

John King lives for this night. And on this night I live for John King.

The house lighting truss at the rock venue in Helsinki is a heartagram. Because of course it is.

Children of Bodom are firmly in "classic metal" territory now. Very obvious "I'm old" take here, but... man, Hatebreeder is now 26 years old!! Fuck.

I NEED to find a way into one of the final Scissorfight shows in New Hampshire in September! Get at me if you can help!