Check out the pins from the first round of the Illinois Open at Flossmoor CC. Fabulous set-up by Illinois PGA… A lot of 3’s from the edges and even a mythical 2 on the 13th hole!!

Uh oh, someone is making some sense.

Ban hybrids and 5/7 woods

PGA Tour: gives out free courtesy cars every week.

Billy:

Riviera is closer to a major than The Players

There’s only two things I can’t stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch. #USMNT

Monahan to the KFT today:

So my dad just aced the 12th at Sawgrass. Apparently there’s footage already on Facebook… but has been confirmed by his college roommate. Anyone near TPC should come have one on Dan!

Blow the horn PGA TOUR.. conduct unbecoming of a professional event. Might as well have a god damn clown’s mouth out there on 17

Good thing I missed the cut

It would be great if the Cink’s would stop trying so hard

Orlando is the purest form of birth control on the planet

Donation Day! Jeff Burgess, President of Burgess Computer Decisions, pledges $100 for every cumulative stroke under par I finish at season’s end and donates the sum to @foldsofhonor

I finished -115 this year which means we raised $11,500 for my favorite charity!

Thanks Jeff!!

Bryson, your putter is seriously 4 feet long. Within the leather doesn’t apply to you! #RyderCup

God, we are so f*^#$+

How about you get a card table, some dice and a fridge full of beer? Does anyone know how to have fun on our side?

Europe by a million

Good teams win. Great teams cover. #Gohawks

As Brendan Porath famously once said, no one in history has ever waited all day for Sunday night. Especially when the Bears are on TV.

A true masterclass by the Bears on how to stifle momentum. Let’s start out with 5 straight birdies, tee off in front of the tee markers on 6, a greenside double on 7 and then play the wrong ball on 8. #nagy

Cute, little surprise from anti-doping this morning.. you have 90 minutes to take a blood test on the hottest day in August! If you weren’t woozy now, you will be by 3 tee! Good fun. At 153 lbs it definitely seems like I’m juicing..

Unpopular opinion: Torrey Pines sucks

What is Golf Channel doing? Let’s broadcast the 2020 Memorial instead of the US Women’s Open. Is someone from the NCAA calling the shots?!