Not a bumper sticker guy usually but I need this displayed on the back of my vehicle ASAP

Just had a nap where I dreamed I was getting a colonoscopy?

When my stepdad died I got unreasonable angry at the term “passing away.” Like let’s be real for two seconds getting obliterated by a road train is more like…blasting away

All the people in line for an iPhone 16 in Rundle mall owe me $50

No :(

Pretty sure I’m mildly allergic to this k beauty lip stain but I will not stop using it because it is perfect

Learned something really funny today that I can’t tell anyone because it would be an ethics violation. It’s not fair, there should be a clause that you can share a piece of information if it would bring joy to the people

I’m so tired that I feel like I’ve been punched in both eyes. Which I don’t think is a symptom of tiredness,

Sorry am I meant to care if people drink raw milk? Like…why would random people giving themselves listeria be my problem?

youtube has been recommending me random videos with very few views again

im in my late 20s (34)

make me your termite queen or i don't want it

I need new pants