Had a nice day w my family yesterday

looking for frivolous things to purchase and finding gooch oil

Got a kiss from the Grover look alike then this menace to society whose owners let him wander the streets nearly mauled me for the crime of going to the shops

Keep obsessing over getting 10 original tenders for $10 at kfc. NO. You are not getting ten chicken tenders. Grow up

Dad got scan results back yesterday and is no evidence of disease! That’s the closest you get to cured with stage IV melanoma. Fuck he’s lucky, brain bleed, brain tumours, diabetic ketoacidosis, septic shock all in one year and now he’s 77kg (from 67), hair grown back, got a gf

Bing bang theory

Like mother like cat

My cat loves my bf

This shirt is labelled a size 12 but I do not think it is a size 12

He thinks he’s an crock pot

God it’s on brand that I accidentally faked amnesia in primary school