Work smarter, not harder.

Idea for horror film: It finally gets to the end of January, then it just starts again.

BIRTHDAY, BIRTHDAY, BIRTHDAY! TODAY IS ELMO'S BIRTHDAY! 🥳❤️🎂🎈

Me every time I go food shopping.

To the tosser in the BMW who flicked 2 fingers up at me and gave me a barrage of abuse this morning, after I tooted my horn at him as he drove at speed out of the Tesco carpark... Your coffee and briefcase are probably no longer on the roof of your car. 😉 Morning all! 😁x

this world is just not serious😂😂

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location

I took a taxi in London recently I handed the driver cash - because I resist a cashless society. She looked relieved & said, “Thank you. Card fees cost me 5%.” FIVE PERCENT. That’s £5 out of every £100 she earns-gone. She pointed to a sign: “We prefer cash.” Then she

It's David Tennant's world, we're just living in it... #EEBAFTAs #DavidTennant

BREAKING: Payday chaos as major banks confirm issues with apps and online banking ⬇️ news.sky.com/story/money-ne…

This is honestly such a disgraceful headline that should not be coming from state media. The nurse was subject to 3 years of bullying because she challenged her colleague's judgement over a sick patient. She ended up off sick with stress. £41k is a year's pay for her role.

Taurus as soon as the energy isn’t right

Pancake Day tomorrow. It’s when the “erm, hello, spoiler alert: you’re an adult, you can have pancakes any day of the year!?!” people come out of the woodwork. I do not want pancakes any other day of the year. I want them only on Pancake Day, like a proper British person. And I

These are getting so much better 🤣

The reason why men want a daughter ❤️‍🩹

I will never not love this video. 🎥 Rémi Gaillard

We seem to be surrounded by negativity and chaos, so try not to get sucked in. Train your mind to think positive thoughts and keep joy in your heart to get you through the turmoil of life. Sending virtual hugs to those who need them ❤️

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she's definitely been WAITING to do that LMFAOOO😭😭😭