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Did no one think to edit Clarence Thomas’ opinion in the Affirmative Action (race conscious admissions) case??

We’re ordering Taco Bell and I asked my partner “What’s cheese that’s not yours?” A classic joke. He genuinely had NO idea what I was talking about. I haven’t felt this much pure glee since 2003.

Aliens making themselves known to the United States at a time of great social, economic, and environmental crisis and in the midst of civil rights backlash?

Me watching the US open generally: 😐 Me when @ziwe was on screen: 🤩

How have I watched 9 seasons of Ru Paul’s Drag Race and two seasons of All Stars and I am JUST NOW connecting that “charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent” is a euphemistic acronym ??!!

Happy National Coming Out Day to my fellow LGBTcuties 💅🏽 Whether you came out in a big way, a small way, or in no way; you are valid and loved 🌈

H&M Rabanne Collab: the site will refresh AUTOMATICALLY when it’s your turn to shop *30 mins of waiting* My bf: I don’t think that’s gonna refresh, I just opened the page and got in H&M Rabanne : Everything you wanted sold out while you waited like we told you to, bye

The overwhelming silence form Black elites about Gaza, Congo, Sudan, Haiti let you know exactly how Black Excellence sides with colonialism and capitalism over Black liberation. There is no in between. There is no neutrality.

The marketing agent in my phone seems to believe I can afford GaliaLahav wedding dresses. That’s manifestation tbd, go on.

Today I unironically said “if you like it I love it.” My auntification is well on its way.

I’m telling my kids this is Joe Biden.

PokemonGo is rolling out their avatar updates. I closed the game last night with a lil baddie avatar and opened the game today to… a thumb. Pokémon GO Niantic

2 minutes into the VP Debate and we’re expected to believe the ~conflict~ between Palestine and Israel started only a year ago 🙃

abortion standard 🤝 abortion ban don’t let JD Vance confuse you with synonyms

I am worried JD Vance doesn’t know what the responsibilities of the Vice President are…

May my social, moral, and political compass always point in the direction of Black, queer, poor, disabled women.

College Students: *peacefully protest genocide* ADL: That’s antisemitic violence Professor: *wears keffiyeh* ADL: That’s the same as wearing a swastika Elon Musk: Does N*azi salute at a political rally on live tv, twice ADL: That’s an awkward gesture

Trump’s Executive Order accidentally categorizing all Americans as female is another example of what happens when you run on anti-intellectualism and discrediting experts.

I love that I am my friend’s go-to person for hard hitting sociopolitical inquiry

I am thrilled to announce that I have joined a team of extraordinary speakers at Keppler Speakers! Keppler Speakers Keppler On Campus