stan twitter: THIS BIG AND GREEDY BILLIONAIRE IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HER FANS MASS RELEASING STUFF NO ONE WANTS AND SHES A BILLIONAIRE swifties:

Ummmm no I don’t watch “Instagram Reels.” I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source

una va tranquilita a dormir y le pegan un puñetazo en el estómago

estos días me llevo puesto evermore para ir a trabajar y pfff qué discazo y qué locura es champagne problems

my boy only breaks his favourite toys x honey vaya puentazo que queda

hoy empiezo una actividad que no me va a salir perfecta a la primera pray for your overachiever de confianza

So there’s this best Victoria secret performance

THE BABY BEING THE PEARL!??!?

they really should. fuck the aesthetic and classy. we want this

The correct - and depressing - answer to this is the Minions

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es de noche a las 8… empiezan los peores meses del año stay strong 🙏🏻

The whole collection is one great MASTERPIECE. 🪡

en sandalias porque creo que sea el último día que pueda ponerlas hasta mayo

"what if the professor punishes me for disagreeing with their argument" Professors seeing a student show any kind of passion about anything in the course at any time

“Her brand is serious songwriter not silly fun campy girl” Are you SURE about that?!

negative thinking destroys your brain being a silly goose and delusionally optimistic is the ultimate longevity hack

verstappen escucha por la radio “norris record” y le llevan los demonios es divertidísimo

Are you kidding me