Thought we were going into half time on epic high there - no such luck.

Just been asked to confirm my humanity in order to sign up to a newsletter. I feel scrutinised.

May the fourth be with you. May the fourth car on the left please be moved as it’s blocking the exit. [Whispers] “May the fourth wall be broken.” May the fourth-placed person please stop crying and move away from the podium. #StarWarsDay

The more I try to restrict seeing Temu on every social media platform, the more it appears on my timeline

Does the Milkshake Man have a van or is only the Ice Cream Man who has a van?

Rosie at yesterday’s RoR London and South Championships

A train ticket should cost less than the cost of driving. In advance, on the day, whatever. This is grim.

Experience Hickstead like Jodie Kidd - up close and in style hickstead.co.uk/news/2025/expe…

Ascot Tuesday

In Cardiff. Apparently there’s some concert on. Might head along later.

When you finish a day of queuing at Legoland with queuing to go into the toy shop at the exit #queue

Watching Live Aid like all cool kids in on a Saturday night. I’m surprised by how low energy it has been for the past hour or so. Non-stop acoustic versions and ballads, the crowd barely making a sound.

Is “going to a Coldplay concert” an official euphemism now?

The one day turn around from Hickstead to Goodwood means I’ve inadvertently come racing dressed like I’m about to judge the mountain and moorlands.

There’s a very charming, very camp young waiter at the hotel we’re staying at, and he keeps telling my children off for poor manners. I can’t decide whether to be annoyed or offer him a full time job.

The sheer irritation of ‘Follow for part two’

The 8yo took this photo tonight over Epsom racecourse. No idea what it is meant to be.