We made a birth playlist. But forgot to get Spotify Premium. The baby was born humming “1 877 Kars 4 Kids.” 🎵

No Hacks No Pitt No Studio No Last of Us No Andor No Daredevil No White Lotus What is there left to do … other than take care of the baby? Ugggghhhhh.

The Trump-Musk drama is so much better than the Blake Lively-Justin Baldoni drama because we don’t have to wait for the trial.

These diss tracks are so good, they BOTH just booked the Halftime Show.

But women are too emotional to be President.

how it feels trying not to miss a good joke right now

Did anyone post screenshots on Facebook so that our parents can know what’s going on?

Does he know the plot?

So done with politics. I’m starting my own party. The Surprise Party. Surprise! We actually work.

If you’re ever unsure about entering a geopolitical conflict with global ramifications, just watch Top Gun: Maverick and do that.

It’s 101°, but feels like WW III.

Today is a MAJOR Mayoral election. New Yorkers vote for the next person they’re going to complain about for 4-8 years. #NYCMayor

Watching Jaws. Figured we’d watch a movie about a really bad Mayor the day NYC decides who its next really bad Mayor will be. #NYCMayor #Jaws50

Ive said it before and I'll say it again - the election of Donald Trump (but even more so his re-election) belongs on America's Mt Rushmore of shame along with slavery, Jim Crow and the genocide of native peoples. Unlike the internment of Japanese citizens, which was atrocious,

New travel goal: Celebrate each Independence Day that the UK created, on location. I’ll be traveling 1x a week!

Me: *having a good day* Me opening phone: “1 million deported locusts sick with the black plague are riding an AI-generated Tsunami, which was caused by a Billionaire’s rocket ship’s G-Force. They’re on the way to your house from Greenland.”

First it was Man vs. Bear. Then it was Gorilla vs. 100 men. Now it’s Your Relationship vs. 1 ColdPlay Concert.

Here are three character questions that changed my screenwriting: 1) What does the character THINK they want? 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘈𝘤𝘵 1. 2) What does the character REALLY want? 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘈𝘤𝘵 3. 3) What does the