FUSE ODG AND S PEEZY WHAT WE TELL DEM

I fucking love these two😭😭

🚨 EDDIE HOWE WARNING TO ALEXANDER ISAK ⚫️ "No player can expect to act poorly & train with the group as normal. ⚪️ "You have to earn the right to train with us. We are Newcastle United" 💣 NUFC boss talks to Mail Sport here in Seoul... dailymail.co.uk/sport/football…

I’ve just somehow suddenly gained the ability to wiggle both my ears simultaneously AND individually. Left right left right left right, left and right, left and right

EXCLUSIVE🚨 : Newcastle United have accidentally left defender Matt Targett in Seoul, South Korea. The club discovered he was not on board yesterday's return flight upon its arrival back into Newcastle. The club has confirmed he is safe and will board a flight home later today.

Soooo again, how long until we hear? I can NOTTTT be arsedddddd for it to drag out any longer fucks sake #NUFC

There's no point in #NUFC pissing their pants over this. Have some self-respect and get cracking. Eddie is back, the players are back. Tell Isak he isn't leaving , sign him up with £130m clause for 2026. Sign a ST, CB, MF, get the club structure sorted and fucking move on.

What’s everyone’s fav song rn?

I just missed us man. Whatever the outcome of this transfer window, I’m so glad football is back next week. Please sign some players tho😂 #NUFC

I remember one time I was probably about 11/12, I was jumping couch to couch in the sitting room pretending I was Spider-Man and my fingers got stuck down so I got stuck ‘shooting webs’. I pulled them up and they would just flop straight back down. Crazy😭

The media painting Newcastle as the bad guys in all of this. The entitlement of them. Isak signed a contract. Newcastle are well within their rights to not let him go. Ornstein reported that Isak was staying at the end of the window but now says he never wanted to. Media! #NUFC

I'm Malick Thiaw. I'm Newcastle United. 😍

Btw, we aren’t and never have been a one man team. Don’t let anyone on here tell you otherwise. 👍🏼

Tried to join a dating app but got banned for not looking 18. I’m turning 22 next month ffs😭

PSA - there is a WASP in my car. Its legs are moving but it can’t fly. Pls help or call your local distressed Vicky shelter to come and remove him. Thanks!

phone dry social media dry but yk what’s not tho. my humour

“When promises are broken and trust is lost” A bit like signing a 6 year contract at a football club, agreeing to the salary and then just refusing to do the last 3 years of it because you got too big for your boots, Alex? Fucking rat.

We don’t care about Isak, He don’t care about me. All we care about, is NUFC 🎥 BrunosZebra🦓 ⚫️⚪️

hi #NUFC twitter. just wanted to say a massive thankyou to all you fans for your love and support because the silly bastard seemed to have forgotten his manners. love u all xxx

I just found out that Moira from Schitts Creek is Kevin’s mam from home alone.. what. the. fuck. FLABBERGASTED RN