“I knew you could offer Vicky $50 to lie or $100 to tell the truth and she’d rather take the $50 every time.” —Rep. Billy Long (R-MO) kansascity.com/news/politics-…

Missouri Republicans HATE Missouri Republicans.

If denying people basic human decency is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Who is your pick for US Senate?

Vote for me if you don’t want Josh Hawley to be the most embarrassing senator anymore.

Thanks for watching. You GET IT!

I’m drafting legislation to make insulin cost more. How are pharma executives supposed to get by on less than 20 million dollars a year?

Women around Missouri keep asking me how I get my hair styled like this, but I’m not telling!

A big THANK YOU to all the corporations who declared they’d stop giving money to us Jan 6 insurrectionist… and then just started again anyway. I couldn’t do this without you!

I STAND WITH (Putin during his invasion of) UKRAINE!!!1

The Republican health care plan will be ready in about two weeks.

Please vote for me so I don’t have to go back to living in Missouri.

Total dollars the NRA has given me: LOTS Total dollars dead children have given me: $0 You do the math.

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Which nickname do you like best?

I demand a recount!

When God gave me the chance to let the permanent record show where I stand on gay marriage, I had the courage to… not vote one way or another. Now both sides will love me, right?

I would like to announce that I now identify as Eric Hartzler.

YOU’RE TELLING ME I SOLD MY SOUL TO TRUMP FOR NOTHING? I POSED WITH HIS TRASHY FOREIGN WIFE!

I sold my soul to Trump for a distant second place.