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My phone just reminded me what Clementine looked like three days after she came home. 🍊❤️

Gimme your scar reduction tricks. I scar very easily, and often get keloids. Vitamin E? Scar tape? Just tattooing over them?

Is Costco REALLY out of bananas at 11:45 on a Wednesday morning, or is this just Instacart’s continued gaslighting?

Add my post-surgical brace to the things Manulife has denied, along with post-surgical pain killers. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I have a return to work plan! Step 1: Don’t wipe out in the next two weeks. Step 2: Repeat step one until further notice.

Anyone have a recommendation for a cordless electric scrubber? My shoulder thanks you in advance.

I am on record as saying taking out the garbage is my most-hated chore. I would like to amend that. Taking out the garbage when I can only use one arm is my most-hated chore.

I’m starting a graduated return to work on Wednesday. I fear the readjustment to a 4:20 a.m. alarm after 5 weeks off is going to be a challenge.

First sandal day of the year. A random guy has already complimented my toes. It’s going to be a long summer.

Guess who’s back, back again. Brushing off the post-surgery cobwebs & seeing if live tv is, in fact, like riding a bike. 📺

My phone memory today. A five-month-old Gus trying his best to remain calm while snuggling Izzy. ❤️

What in the hell is happening in Los Angeles right now? It feels like a powder keg.

Hey Purolator Help, before a driver pulls the “no one home, we’ve left a notice, you’ll have to pick it up” excuse, they should probably actually knock on the door. Which has a Purolator SNR sticker on it. And there was no notice, even though they were in front of my house.

Back to the IWK tomorrow for a procedure, which isn’t until 2 p.m. Given I can’t eat after midnight, there’s a 98% chance I’m having ice cream at 11:58.

Online shopping PSA: the sizing chart on the @crocs website is bananas. It told me to order a 10. I’m always an 8. Customer service assured me they would “fit perfectly.” I hedged my bets & ordered a 9. Way too big. They won’t pay return shipping.

Friends, get yourself a gyno who’ll do a pap while you’re under for another procedure. She did it before, I asked last-minute if we could add one on today, done. Instead of hearing “just scooch down a little. A little more. Keep coming. Bit more. Almost there,” I had a nap. 🙌

After three weeks in a sling & another six in a post-surgical brace, ya girl has been medically cleared to burn them in the backyard. Now to not do anything stupid for another six weeks of healing. 🔥🔥🔥

Anyone know why IKEA Canada no longer offers home delivery in Halifax? You can get small item parcel delivery, but no doorstep delivery for larger pieces.

Welp, I’ve exhausted my physio insurance on my shoulder. The next few months are going to be spendy.

My phone tells me this was taken four years ago today. Good news: I have since replaced the deck. Bad new: my accident has kept me from cleaning up this season. They could be filming Survivor in my backyard & I wouldn’t know.