This!!! Fuelled by Tiktok xxx

Curly! xxx

ASOS users I cannot express to you enough how much you need to check your @ASOS refunds - third time in a row where items have been missed and I’ve had to chase! xxx

Normalise asking people in group chats to message each other directly 🙌🏻

Seriously though, how many times are we putting jumpers on and off today? xxx

My friend has just signed up to OnlyFans - go and show her some love ❤️ xxx

Onlyfans stuff xxx

Enjoying the sunshine in a park today? Here’s a thought: take your rubbish home you fucking skank!

I just read ‘If you cut a Love Islander they bleed Pretty Little Thing’ and it really just sums up everything that’s wrong with the world xxx

Minding my own business at home - giant spider just casually abseils down next to my face… I AM NOT OK! xxx

Dear Parents in restaurants. If you are the kind of people who let your children sit and play games on your phone with the sound on - everybody hates you xxx

The 2021 John Lewis ad will show a family burning their belongings for heat and to cook a rat they caught for dinner whilst sadly looking at a photo of grandad who sacrificed his life for a litre of petrol as a breathy slow version of ‘Things Can Only Get Better’ by D:Ream plays.

This is a very embarrassing time to be a sane person who genuinely just needs to put fuel in their car

i didn’t get called a goth in high school for you to compare travis barker to machine gun kelly

This kid really woke up and decided to trigger millennials today… xxx

restaurants discovered flower walls and forgot how to make nice food

Just watched a video of an older woman painting a pumpkin with Farrow & Ball to match her interior aesthetic and really I just can’t internet anymore today xxx

Just looked at my feed and it’s suuuuper miserable. Twitter just breeds negativity - even this post is sour, I swear I’m happy on every other platform, even real life sometimes! xxx

Which ones should I keep? xxx