More of this on Saturday, fioi, please and thank you.

Jack is reading aloud from our Calabria guidebook.

It's in Italian. No, he doesn't.

Pronunciation highlights incl.

raggiungono
meriterebbero
scegliere
suoi

A masterclass here in how not to organize a rail replacement bus service.

.... where they'll play Gloucester. At Kingsholm. I mean it's just down the road.
Does anyone feel inclined to talk me out of this? 🤣

Highly invested in Reg's burgeoning career as a criminal mastermind.

It must be 25+ years since I was last on the Scillonian but I can't see rough Cornish seas without flashbacks.

(surely it's not running today, is it? IS IT?)

France '98 unexpectedly giving me a classical music answer in University Challenge there.

Misspent youth, etc.

Do you not get immediately ejected from the Veneto for this? 🤣

That's a courageous place to have left your car today.

*Two* Italians, look at that.

Honestly even I think Earl was probably robbed here but hey I'll take it 🤣

FYI, if anyone was wondering when I'm going to cease tweeting about Italian rugby - it's still not yet. Sorry not sorry.

Bravissime anche voi, ragazze!
💙🇮🇹💙

3⃣° Player of the Match consecutivo 🔥

09/03 🆚 Scozia
16/03 🆚 Galles
30/03 🆚 Connacht

Tanto di cappello, Juan Ignacio Brex 🎩

#GuinnessM6N | #URC

I'm sorry Philp's Pasties I cheated on you yesterday with another pasty company but I've seen the error of my ways. Finest pasty in all the land, this.

Nacho Brex called.

Said there's been a robbery.

This. This is the tournament record. Two things: 1) bloody hell, how is that man still seemingly in one piece? 2) that's a hell of a lot of defending by anyone's standards, lads, really.

Michele Lamaro, asked if Italy's clubs have a bright future: 'Over the last 10 years I think I've heard thousands of times: 'We have to work for the future.' Honestly, I'm sick of that ... we want to live now, we want to start winning now ... Not tomorrow, not the next day. Now.'

Status update: currently pondering whether to propose marriage to Lamaro or Quesada first. Or Brex. Or Menoncello. Or.... yeah you get the idea.

It's the cornicello earrings, I know it is.