Siq Ryan Scott Graham I got: Ryan Scott Graham! Which Member Of State Champs Are You? playbuzz.com/statechamps10/…

This bitch needs to get out of the fucking stall next to me so I can take a fucking shit.

I think it's time to get a real copy of #TheSlamminSalmon from Broken Lizard

I might be in love with Doug Benson

Don't bet on horses.

Lol

I'm literally rolling

News coming soon...

Is there any Twitter beef I need to catch up on?

A brief history of musicians telling Republicans to fuck off bit.ly/1Qt6110

I'm bad at this.

When you buy second hand books and they smell like weed AND have linear notes and underlining...I have chosen wisely.

BRAAAAAINS! #FallonTonight

I got it David Duchovny 😎

I'm binge watching Hemlock Grove to the extreme tonight...

Psychologists have become really interested in determining why Trump appeals to some people: nym.ag/1QuKBlU