As prescribed by my zdaddy Huberman.

No one will love you more than a girl that's always in her room watching series and movies on her laptop

The level of rudeness that I get from the Portuguese Embassy because I don't speak Portuguese but have citizenship. Like am I supposed to help that their ancestors fucked my ancestors??

My crush just called me 'Champ'. Hope y'all are having a great Easter there being out of the friend zone👌🏻

'Are we dating the same guy' Dublin FB group is hilarious. Girl posted a photo of a lad with the word 'TROJAN' tattooed to his neck & asked if he has any red flags 😂😂

Hinge isn't working out for me from a dating perspective. So here I am matching with guys based on their occupations because we are struggling to find suitable candidates at work. Hinge Recruitment 🤷🏻‍♀️

A bouncer asked for my ID this evening. I wanted to go back home right there and then because absolutely nothing could top that. Night made.

My workplace received an email for my attention from a man in Portugal claiming to be my paternal first cousin. Plot twist: He actually IS my cousin.

Excuse me, sir. Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior, Godzilla???

When all 3 of your gym crushes show up at the same time.

Work sending me on a 'Leadership training for women' course. Like if anyone needs training, it's the men 🧐

My son 🥰

I did a 5km race in 25 mins with no training. So naturally my ego has started a hybrid training programme (with swimming)- can't beat them, join them (and then beat them)🤷🏻‍♀️

Guys if I ever start cycling. Please know that it is a cry for help.

We have our own Wimbledon champion today #Mzansi 🇿🇦 🏆 Our very own Kgothatso Montjane won the Ladies Doubles Wheelchair Finals. That’s a magnificent achievement given the level of talent, effort and sheer coordination required in not only overcoming a significant physical

Haven't been on this here app in months. I basically replaced it with Strava. Strava needed some vibes 🤷🏻‍♀️

I miss South African men. There. I said it.

Exec meeting going down in the office today to discuss salary reviews. I knew I should have baked treats for the office 😭