Don’t tell you anyone we told you, but you can self-manage your abortion by dissolving 800mcg of misoprostol in either your cheeks and gums, under your tongue, or in your vagina every three hours until expulsion. This stays between us and 24,000 of our closest friends

26 never looked so good derk you made them proud

Changing my name from vibeking derk the vibe has left the chat, them call me lord ruthless now

Chingada madre

Suga Sean, O’Malley is my hero

In another life we could have been brothers

In love with the money bitch don’t call me hubby 🎶

Boys common cider? Id go fro some common cider

GILF (God I Love Fortnite)

Me locked up in my cell yesterday singing Folsom prison

Tell me that im dumb i love to get numb i know that im young im still right here i dont give a fuck i love who i love and girl your that one

got to hot and heavy in the bedroom and missed my food delivery 🥲

Thank god for generic morning after

Enough time has passed

Doja cat is yucky

Everyone I ever cared about He’s already dead.

Men shouldn’t be ashamed of there gender

Well i want to be the chosen one instead of the sweet bastard i know i become