Altuve base running continues to blow my mind. Love the guy!

“I don’t know how they hit .350 back in the day” was an all time Blummer Bock quote after seeing that first generation baseball mitt. 🤣

That first generation baseball mitt used to catch that Astros foul ball made me immediately think of Lance Zierlein’s brisket.

The chompers on the Trivago guy gotta be fake?

Timeline for this photo is interchangeable. My word.

I swear you see something new in MLB every damn day, Tucker's throw in hits Matt Chapman at first base and pops the ball to the backstop allowing another run to score and Chapman to go to 2nd

I blame Daikin Park naming rights.

Hennessy? He finna see these hands LeBron James

Love you, Springer 🫂

You have to ask yourself if we really need another gift guide

Playoff level flag toss by that line judge in Seattle - salute!

My Edmonton Oilers hockey sweater is putting in overtime during this winter storm.

The gumbo weather persists —

Sink Pisser Foul Territory Crush City Territory Altuve is playing second base and Alvarez is the DH, sink pisser.

Is SHAQ wearing safety glasses?

Framber MIGHT throw an 8 mile per hour curveball in Detroit at some point during the 3 year contract —

So vulnerable Hunched over the kitchen sink King cake reigns supreme 🤳

A haiku to fight hunger 3 ingredients Peanut butter and jelly

Okay, the new H-E-B // Houston Astros telenovela commercial……. Que belleza

Who are my two sons? Claiming they hate garlic bread Unforgivable