Mike Pence - Professional Mannequin
@vespertilioAJR
Not Mike Pence. Parody.
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03-04-2016 22:14:32
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Trump didn't attend Fredo, Ivanka, Beavis or Tiff's graduations, but now suddenly he's crying he can't attend Barrons, who's mother nursed him while he banged a porn star he then paid off. #TrumpTrial
Yesterday they didn't know what Prominence, Baily's Beads or a corona is, yet today every second fucking person is an #Eclipse2024 expert. Fuck off.
Apparently, Donald Trump is now worth $9.8 billion. Yet, he's currently on Truth Social peddling 'Trump endorsed' bibles for $80 to the cult. #TrumpIsBroke