Some tips for incoming students new to town: 1. Fake IDs that you order online from China may look really really real. But when you hand us one and we run it, and it says not on file, we'll know, and you'll be back to using your McLovin ID and you'll have a court date.

Public service tweet: Eat these.

We don’t hear enough specific reporting in the media about the high premiums people who buy their own healthcare are paying (vs employees receiving HC as a benefit). $1500 per month is typical for 50 year old couple. Killing the self employed and small business. Few can afford.

No, we asked too nicely. If you decide to bring a gun to school, here’s how our conversation begins. “Hello, I’m Officer ______. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you in court....”

Don’t eat eggs today. They are bad for you again. But don’t worry, they are working on a new study that will fix them.

Bored. Started reading a new book that some kind soul dropped off at our front door years ago. “The White Pages”. Not even out of Chapter A and I’m already overwhelmed by all the characters being introduced.

I have a post card that is stamped “vaccinated”. Biggest crisis in our life times. And I got a post card. Seriously. #1970.

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Yet another amazing and hugely helpful innovation. Thank you . Elon Musk x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

I am a Trump fan. Particularly when it is hearts and I have the Jack, King, Queen, and Ace.

Just posted a photo @ Evergreen, Colorado instagram.com/p/BIRSmmMDJ6c/

Just posted a video instagram.com/p/BIRTF5DDDWf/

Dead and company. instagram.com/p/BIRTK_EDhYU/

Just posted a photo @ Glenwood Canyon Colorado instagram.com/p/BIRTTcFDwB9/

Front Row Lumineers @ Red Rocks Park and Amphitheatre instagram.com/p/BIRTqIjDsQZ/

Let's fight back against nasty and deplorable comments by making nasty and deplorable comments. #kidding

Trump is a 24-hour news network's dream come true.

.Arnold has a blunt message for Nazis.

This is about the only thing he says that I agree with. x.com/realDonaldTrum…

RIP Tom Petty.