girls will send you a good morning text then fall back asleep and text u 4 hours later

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aquarius placements are going to love you in a very non traditional unique way that isn’t loud but rather soft quiet and devoted. it’s never what you expect but exactly what you need. very saturnian of them

Don’t let corporate world ruin your gym schedule and self care routine

WE REALLY NEED TO NORMALIZE THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. ONE DAY FOR ACTIVITIES, ONE DAY FOR CLEANING AND ONE DAY FOR REST AND TV BINGING

“vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick”

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There is a guy who takes his pet party on adventures Here he is scuba diving in the Bahamas 📹bebebirdparrot

ideally my husband will be a massive nerd who likes kissing me a lot.

This is why leaving Twitter is so difficult..

Ça en devient pathologique d’inventer autant de standards de beauté. Ces ligne ne sont même pas forcément liées à l’âge on peut les voir aussi chez les ados. Laissez les filles et les femmes tranquilles et arrêtez de les complexer avec ces bêtises purée

I fear that having male coded thought processes while being a feminine looking woman may quite possibly be the greatest form of existence

my own past pisses me off like wtf was i even doing

One of the names of Shukra (Venus) is Kambugrivaya (कम्बुग्रीवाय), which refers to the horizontal lines on the neck, likening them to the beauty of a conch shell.🐚 It’s a poetic compliment. Three lines on the neck are seen as auspicious and often praised in hymns to the

Manager: Why wasn't the work completed on time? Me: Because of an unnecessary meeting 😡 🤣🤣

There’s nothing like summertime in Ajax, Ontario 🇨🇦

average girlfriend behavior 😭