Terrible Maps 🇦🇺 population density map of Australia

This is why I use Microsoft Edge over Chrome Native vertical tab support.

X : Do you think this will happen? Me : A bunch of execs fire a bunch of people for all the wrong economic reasons in order to maximise the payout to a bunch of execs ... oh yes. When it comes to AI, never let reality stand in the way of a good hallucination.

Polluting my work laptop

I love the smell of propane in the evening. It smells like BBQ. or maybe a gas leak. Yeah, I should probably get that checked.

Wife: Make sure you have veggies with your dinner. Me: I'm on it. Minimum of three tonight. Also me: Beer Batter onion rings, wedges, and zucchini fritters count right?

I don't get the chance often enough, but when I do, I love watching #AFL...

Good to be off-call so I can enjoy my train ride home

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We're into the 2nd week of October, so you really should get round to making your Christmas fruit cake.

Damn. Haven't heard this in yonks

If it's still sizzling hot when you pick it up off the floor, that means the 5 second rule has wiggle room, right?

"It's two She-Devils for the price of one!” Felicia Day🇺🇸 will narrate the audiobook for RED SONJA: CONSUMED by Gail Simone 💙💛! bit.ly/4dUHkKS

My wife when I tell her the latest GBBO is available to watch

I don't have enough clamps :( #woodworking

If you are setting off fireworks tonight... FUCK YOU.

Happy New Year y'all... Make sure you have verified backups of all your important data and documents. You don't want a backup regime. You _need_ a restore solution.