this image is my religion I am not joking

In a cafe today and a husky was brought in and he made gentle “awooooooo” noises. Made my day.

let's be cozy with mama ☺️

it probably did

TURN UP THE VOLUME NOW!

Not listening,, Talk to the PAW !!!!

It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer Clavicular was framemogged by the ASU frat leader

sometimes when I’m eating food I open the wikipedia page for the food I’m eating and read about it because it makes it tastes better

if I were the Omelas child I would simply vote for progressive Democrats in key races

it’s Friday the 13th

they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

in a private ceremony, Sir Macaroni Lord of Cheese was crowned King of All Cheddar

I'm literally being accosted for a bite of chicken tender

gorgeous

You used to call me on your Éirephone

#Liked and #Endorsed

Most acting, not best acting. Terrible choice of Sean Penn for a terribly directed, misdirected performance

this picture is hard asf oh my god lmao