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sorry but this tik tok alone is better than anything that company ever produced

me opening Teams every morning

Men only have money the first month of dating, that's recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

sorry I can't talk right now let me call you back when I'm on a packed train

i think abt this all the time

Why does the Elizabeth line smell mouldy?

"Where's my Breakfast?" by Daniel Arthur

Halo 3 customization (2007)

[RINGTONE] Title: Mind binding Model: Sony Ericsson W52S Composer unknown (company: Crypton Future Media) Year: 2007 (yes, the company that made Hatsune Miku - they did lots of ringtone work for Japanese phones)

elastigirl tells her kids real life bad guys kill children

Never have I received more respect for being an academic, let alone a historian, than from the döner seller in Berlin today. He did insist on choosing the meat and toppings for me – "you are a doctor of academics, but I am a doctor of döner" – but I felt as if it were 1880 again.

Theo Von was in DISBELIEF after learning about the Rizzler’s Diet and Bed Time 😭😭

‘WEAPONS’ still holds a perfect 100% score on Rotten Tomatoes. The highest rated horror movie of the decade.

Wake up and immediately look at small screen before clocking 8 hours behind medium screen. Take a few breaks to check in on small screen. Go home and spend a few hours staring at big screen to wind down before getting into bed and looking at small screen. Living the dream.

The £ has lost 46% of its value since 2006 meaning £100k today has the same purchasing power as £54k in 2006 🤣🤣🤣 we have been absolutely screwed as a generation

The silence approved. So I waited.

I just realised the reason why social media is so addicting is because the story is never ending