The craziest assumption about glasses wearers is that we’re “geeks” or “nerds” or “smart”…. We literally just can’t see.

I’m tired of men having eyes.

the SIM ejector after its first use

"if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night" Me in the afternoon and night😂😂

She came for the pasta and got lost in the sauce

Me waiting for the kids to get the fuck away from the toys section so i can have a look too

He floats like he just smelled a delicious pie on the windowsill

“To be lost and to be found, that is the life span of love.” I’m just so in love with these two worms so much, look at them #Frankenstein

So in love with elizabeth’s engagement ring

when work cooked you so bad you get home and just sit like this for a while

Me when i see a delicious sandwich

Thinking abt Guillermo Del Toros house again today

Sculptor Franco Gallo’s scare when his Sauron statue moved.

Somebody said it looks like they’re pretend fighting at a comic con 😭😭

Been laughing way too hard at this since yesterday

You should probably get new ones then

literally this gif

these are the only kinds of posts i wanna see

The Kiss #Frankenstein

Thank you for my 50p