i took 1000 selfies looking like a tranquilized afghan hound

people think i'm joking when i'm serious and serious when i'm joking

i'm a dead guy

saying cant nobody tell me nothing at red lobster

fancy new item available for purchase at the luxury department store

getting so sad that i have to stand in the dark in the kitchen holding completely still for 30 straight minutes

my small piece of plastic that i picked up off the ground #mysmallpieceofplasticthatipickedupofftheground

counting green items heals u

if i don't watch 100 disturbed and ungodly youtube shorts from the chinese RV living channel every night before bed i get sent to hell on the astral plane then wake up with the hand that is my ghost having been incorrectly re-inserted into the crinkled shrunken glove of my body

i dreamed there was blood flavored coffee creamer made with real blood and it was salty. available at target

awaiting further instruction in the designated area

refusing rice. accepting rice after being disciplined.

i finally warshed the vape cloud fog juice weed smoke teenager kennel cough particles sweat maryland water industrial grade plumbing sealant silicones and entire bottle of lavanila lavender vanilla, last one on the earth, out of my hair, an entire week after that horrible night、

avoid changing bed linens and postpone fishing

the word piecemeal should be for when you're eating a piece of a meal

chicken foot shape pattern on animal head

when i imagine an old person writing a product review online i cry