Is listing yourself as nonbinary really an identity choice for just an extreme form of procrastination?

So, basically, a massive Lament Configuration cube from Hellraiser...

No offense Elon Musk, but who would ever want to impersonate a famous person?!

It's been awhile. I missed all you bitches.

manslaughter

If you think about it, all used toilet paper is Rorschch tests

I'd rather pay to access a peep show staring Carrot Top than pay for the privilege of posting my bombing humor on Twitter. Folks, I feel the Hand of God approaching Vegas, and soon.

Well, the climate is clearly getting colder since the poor guy has to wear a complete facemask to keep warm....

a penis stretcher?

Old enough to know He-Man didn’t have feelings for Teela. Men-At-Arms on the other hand….

Talkin ‘bout, Hey now! Hey now! I-KO. I-KO. -day. Fuck you for getting this stuck in my head. My jock itch is burr-burning

Remember that time when we all thought we’d earn a living being on Twitter? Yeah, those were the fucking days…

I never thought I'd be saying this, but rich white people just need to stop breeding.

I assume you all missed me, right? By all means, be honest with me... I'm not vindictive or anything.

Honey, maybe you should take another test? Just to be sure...

For some women, Valentine's Day doesn't mean chocolate and flowers. It means a guy who is willing to tear apart a kitchen just to find and kill the big spider that scrambled under the oven just now.

"Advertising executives are putting secret messages in movies to erode people’s brains." - via CONSPIRACY_FX project research.kent.ac.uk/conspiracy-fx/… #ConspiracyKitchen

this is my Twitter Personality analysis by AI Agent, built on wordware (old) twitter.wordware.ai/VegasWalkinDud…

If a comet were hurtling towards Earth, Donald J. Trump would put a countdown clock on Space Force’s website, clocking the time left the comet has to decide to veer away from Earth or else.