lmaolmaolmaolmao even

hahahahahaha

imagine trying to explain to a salmon why we refer to this color as “salmon”

doing the lord’s work here.

the world is brutal, sure, but we don’t have brains able to handle the distilled brutality on a constant stream into our eyeballs.

grateful for this heads up. might actually get me to leave this place.

i thought i had dreamed the twins/blood elevator from The Shining for YEARS until i actually watched it as an adult.

made it even more creepy when it just happened in the movie with no warning or context.

i’ve been doing it in various degrees from passively to aggressively for 35+ years at this point so maybe i’m biased but i feel like being unable to find or learn about new music in 2024 means a person is actively trying to avoid it.

this is good and all but they coulda stopped at “be”.

parking enforcement left out of the clubhouse AGAIN.

it’s so fucking bonkers to me that we have technology that connects like 70% of every person in the world with each other and capitalism and scams have rendered it next to useless.

i would invite some friends over to watch me light $200 on fire.

Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children Macnuggits!

ultra deluxe Jud Jud

it’s still early but i’m calling it now, this is gonna be the best The Best Hardcore Song Of All Time of all time.

now this is the music discourse i am here for.