Literally only made a Twitter so Seth MacFarlane will notice me one day because 😍😍😍😍😍😍

I need a Lloyd Dobler in my life. 😍#sayanything

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My mom said I need to find a job or she's gonna start selling my ass like Kris Jenner did to Kim K. 🤔🤔🤔

When you think a guy is really cute then you hear him talk and you're like

When the dick you used to do everything for asks you for a favor and you become the biggest bitch in the world. Done means DONE. #bye 🙄🙄

Guess who's moving to riverside :))))

I want someone to look at me like Dr. Lector looks at Clarice. 😍😍 #RelationshipGoals

I like how after 5 years my kids still think I'm cool.

Funny how quiet the republicans are right now..

Mark Wahlberg recaps Game of Thrones so far...