One of my WORST pet peeves is when I give some TWO options and they say, yes. LIKE YES TO WHAT? WHICH ONE??

3 little birds shat on my window and they told me I don't need to worry

The one time I tried to have a sports opinion, I said, "but each over in football is different!!" ?? Stopping this venture rn

Repeat after me: just because it's on sale doesn't mean I have to buy it. Just because it's on sale DOES NOT mean that I have to buy it.

The saddest thing is that I know I would totally sacrifice my friends for a really good plate of mutton biryani

Boyfriend claims I use fascist means to win arguments?? God forbid a girl is intelligent

Thinking ab how Louise Glück's name sounds like a rock thrown that whistles through the air and lands into a puddle with a small sound. louiiiiise-glück

Thinking about the time I took Jhelum Express to Pune and realised we had entered Maharashtra not from the map but because bhaiyyas started selling vada pav instead of samosa. What a baller state, love you Maharashtra

Anyway, don't be a stranger :')

How does the "girl who's gonna be okay" mindset descend upon me AS SOON AS I reach my hometown??

Sharing my mother's thoughts: Had a very pleasant flight with Air India last evening. The person at the check-in counter was friendly and accommodated our request to check-in the cabin bag too. The highlight of the flying experience was the food. It was piping hot and delicious!

Propaganda I'm not falling for 1. Ethical brokers in South Delhi 2. Dads 3. Tu Jaane Na (slowed+reverbed)

Tipsy, in a beautiful city, with beautiful people, and all I can think about is what I've lost now. AMS please come back, I will treat you so right. I won't even access the student directory that much, I'll log attendance on time. Please, just come back..

I think the most awful thing you can do to a friendship is "justify" it as platonic. What is this horrid need to know precisely where your love ends?