TV Licence man just been at my door. He said, "Have you got a TV?" I said "No" He said ,"You must have, you have an aerial on the roof!" I said, "I've got milk in the fridge, but it doesn't mean I've got a fucking cow in the garden!"

Petition: Introduce a Central Microchip Portal to help reunite missing pets without delay petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7486…

Adorable moment two neighboring dogs spotted each other across a fence and decided for the first time "best friends forever." Zero regard for structural integrity. Pure joy only. That fence is living on borrowed time.

FIVE ROADS, #LLANELLI, #CARMARTHENSHIRE #DOGTHEFT - please help us catch these thieves and get our dogs back. It saddens me to write this but in the early hours of the 31st of December 2025, a burglary happened on our family farm. Five of our pet #dogs were #stolen by

Went for a job interview at EVRI. I said, "Sorry I'm late, I went to the wrong address.” They made me Regional manager. 😃

Is it acceptable for a microchip database to take a week to pass on your lost dog’s home phone number? Please get behind this petition, it’s important for everyone with a microchipped pet to sign & get the 23 UK microchip databases linking to a Central Portal. Dogs and cats

Big doggo lost his toy under where he couldn’t reach, and his short brother said, ‘I got you,’ went in and brought the toy for him. Everyone needs a short friend 😂

All the police pursuit tactical advisors on here and Facebook..please call your local force and provide contact details so they can call you mid pursuit and ask what you think they should do...you sure seem to know everything about it and criticise every move! #RoadsPolicing

Looks like i will be spending the night in Queens Medical A and E. Irregular heartbeat.

I have to say, I'm very tempted to go in and ask....

Thought of The Day.

📣 Sussex Police appeal: Officers are trying to identify the owner of a Labrador-type dog found alone at the water’s edge on the Roedean undercliff. If you recognise the dog or know who owns it, contact police online or call 101 quoting ref 838 of 28/01. 🐾 #Roedean #Brighton

I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went: "Hello sir, how are you today?" "I'm very well, thank you for asking. And how are you? And, more to the point, WHO are you?" "Sir, my name is Sanjit, and I'm calling you from

This is Rio. After more than eight years of distinguished service as a K9 with the Statesboro Police Department, he's retiring. Ears perked for one final heartfelt dispatch call honoring his partnership with handler Corporal Briley. Pls leave him a heart

These are Luna and Tucker. Luna’s getting her ear medicine like a champ. Tucker doesn’t actually need any, but he’s convinced it’s his turn too. Patiently waits right there for equality. Incredible siblings. Pls leave hearts for both ❤️

At around 2am on Sunday morning, officers were called to reports of a car being stolen from outside a home in Whittlesey, near Peterborough. Traffic units quickly located the vehicle. The driver made the predictable decision to run off before officers could speak to him,

Our dog was under the table.

Actual footage of a British worker trying to reach a state pension.

Imagine no one misses you when you die. PLEASE have a read of this and share it as far as you can, let's see if we can help return this man to his loved ones. I hope someone is missing him. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…