Sainted #Elm would be the perfect wedding venue, if not for the half-starved bear chained up in the bar area. Many couples, especially those on a budget, decided to make the most of it. The Bear was a licensed officiant, which was helpful, but it did have a mauling habit.#vss365

The #hum of the engines made it difficult to sleep on Pan-Atlantic Flight 632, but not impossible. This was very bad news for the people on board, as the Captain and Co-Pilot both fell asleep and sent the craft on a collision course with the waves below. #vss365

Up to their usual #mischief, Bunty Brunson and the Hallowitch Girls School Gang came across the largest drug smuggling operation in Western Europe. Not appreciating these guys on their turf, Bunty and her Friends beat them to death with hockey sticks and took over. #vss365

Mr Friedman stormed into class with a #scowl on his face. His students instantly fell silent, bracing for the storm to come. Today, kids, we’re going to learn about Divorce. Did you know you lose half your stuff? Like, she just walks in and…no, the test is on Hamlet.#vss365

Everyone on this team has a good luck #charm. Old socks, a four leaf clover, a lead pipe. That last one belongs to our starting quarterback, Mitch McCluskey. He’s the our best player, largely because he will hit you with a lead pipe if you don’t give him the ball. #vss365

The #Angel of Roper’s Field was a tall, eerie structure with arms that stretched out and cast a shadow over the thin yellow grass. There were ropes in a pile around the base, and a dark red stain that was a reminder of how Roper’s Field managed to reap such harvests. #vss365

With no small amount of #sass, the tween detectives unmasked an international drug ring operating out of the youth centre. But what they didn’t count on was Sheriff Wilkins being corrupt. On the take. The kids were swiftly dispatched and buried outside of town. #vss365

The British Empire, at this point in history, #rules much of the known world. But it does not rule the skies. None could have imagined that their doom would descend from the heavens and eat all the delicious worms. The War of the Early Birds had begun. #vss365

I bought a #brownie from the small stall opposite my office and went to the park to eat it. What a beautiful day! The sun was shining, kids were playing, and the large grey orbs that had appeared in the sky two weeks ago seemed a little less threatening. I took a bite. #vss365

To get into Delta Gamma, you needed to pull an epic #prank. Robbie, Danno and Steve decided to steal the campus mascot, a pig called Professor Frisby. But they didn’t count on Frisby’s paranoia and love of firearms. The three boys were found the next morning. #vss365

Holden was known as the #spider in most political circles, not least because he wove intricate patterns out of silk from his butt. The Senate would politely ignore him hanging from the ceiling, as they knew his connections could make or break a career or campaign. #vss365

Honestly, you have to #laugh. All that effort, five years of my life, and this manuscript that I thought was so important was rejected across the board. It’s funny. It really is! I thought this was going to be the one that made me famous. The hubris! Hahaha! #vss365

The small town of Frederick’s Rainbow was rocked by a scandal that came from the mansion atop Shooter’s Hill. The McCullens, who owned the sprawling pile, had been stealing from the town council. Police raided their home and found reams of Toilet Paper and boxes of pens. #vss365

Roy woke feeling #grumpy, and he wasn’t quite sure why. It might have had something to do with the night before, but he had drunk a lot. It was possible it was to do with his idea for a novel. Now he remembered. He always had trouble with feedback, a very bad habit. #vss365

Dear Danielle; I would like to submit my novel, #mystical Rowan, for your consideration. I want to say right now that I will not accept anything less than seven figures for this manuscript. What is it about? Well, pay me and find out. Just give me the money. Do it. Do it! #vss365

The #wings of the plane had come clean off in its mad descent and landed in a field nearby. Farmer Gerald Stevens spent most of the day pulling them out of his cabbages, grumbling about city slickers and their durn acts of terror. Life was simpler out here. #vss365

A #pixie is one of the worst things you can have in your house. They are dangerous, spiteful, and very fast. To get rid of them, ask your smart speaker to play Ayn Rand. The Pixie is a Libertarian creature and will stop whatever they are doing to write essays. #vss365

It was a tight #squeeze, but elite runner Ryan Dante managed to get through the hedges and took position miles ahead of the pack. His moped had been hidden under a pile of leaves; hopefully nobody would find it until he had gotten his medal at the podium. #vss365

The #pummelling Fabian received was not without cause, but he nevertheless used it as an example of why crime was on the rise in cities. One can’t even yell abuse at a social inferior without getting punched in the face anymore. It’s madness. What happened to our country? #vss365

The scrap of paper had the word #abject scrawled on it, giving Isabela another bleeding mysterious thing to worry about. Ever since she had crash landed on this mysterious island, she had been confronted with one weird thing after another. A straight answer was impossible.#vss365