We would all have 4 indictments if it wasn’t for Trump “standing in the way.”

How they need to finish this season to end up with the record FanGraphs projected them to have: 31-1 Royals 31-2 Cardinals, Athletics, Mets, Padres 30-3 White Sox 28-6 Yankees 22-11 Angels 21-12 Guardians 19-15 Rockies 18-15 Blue Jays 17-15 Astros 17-17 Giants 16-17 Pirates,

Too good

To quote my wife, "Fucking Max Verstappen."

And what they don't have most of all is a majority.

If you want to vote for Georgia inmate #P01135809 because you're basically just as stupid and full of hate as he is, I kind of get it. But doesn't it bother you even a little bit how stupid and whiny he is?

FYI, randomly telling a Jew to “Go back to Poland or Israel nasty traitor and warmonger” is not a violation of the Twitter rules.

You would think that a guy who had to get put on the ground by deputies after a drunken escapade at a rodeo two weeks ago would hold his fire for a little while. Not Ronny.

I mean, honestly, aren't we all thinking, "You know, once we get past Simchat Torah, and get the sukkah taken down, we shouldn't need but a week or two to get this trial going"?

By the way, every single Republican in Congress voted against the law that made this possible.

I believe I'll ask my wife to sign a public letter attesting that I can dunk a basketball with two hands.

Well...yeah, he does. And so far, the evidence suggests that he's not wrong about that.

Man whose party is currently banning books/subject matter; rewriting history; trying to outlaw same-sex marriage; ban contraception; and force pregnancy, labor, and parenthood on child rape victims wants to know why these damn liberals want to control every aspect of your life.

Translation: I’m finding out this ecosystem I helped create isn’t all that much fun.

'Eighty-six' is slang meaning "to throw out," "to get rid of," or "to refuse service to." It comes from 1930s soda-counter slang meaning that an item was sold out. The most common theory as to why it was used is that it is rhyming slang for 'nix.'

#VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy

I assume "medically clear" means that returning to work won't kill him or seriously damage his health. I doubt it means Mitch McConnell is in tip-top shape for the job. McConnell ‘medically clear’ to do job, says attending physician to Congress washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/…

I keep a list. It's very long.

You folks ever heard of a mirror?

I intend this to be my last tweet. I am done with musk, done with his antisemitism, done with his hostility to queer people and causes, done with his bizarre refusal to support Ukraine against Russian invasion. I am order_for_alex on Threads and orderforalex.bsky.social.