because of the implication

sean kingston waking up one day in 2007:

When they killed that dude's wife and said he couldn't sue them because she signed up for Disney+

Good to know his opinions suck across the board.

Depth like WHO and Volpe?

Hell yeah, love the idea. 10/10, no notes.

We already do, it’s called paying taxes.

Miles Davis from Jazz

your offline friends are so important because there is no grounding exercise more powerful than having to explain a meme to someone who is just staring at you blankly

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

We used to be a proper country.

Dom Smith is on the Giants???

Starling Marte probably really wants to stay on the Mets, but every hit he picks up is just upping his trade value and increasing the likelihood he's traded. What a dilemma.

Kodai Senga is nails with RISP. Might as well let the other team start every inning with a guy on second so he can set them down in order.

Incredible the noticeable difference in Francisco Alvarez's hitting as soon as you got him away from Eric Chavez for a few weeks.

Juan Soto's opposite field power is genuinely incredible.

If the Mets start getting honest-to-god offensive production from the bottom third of this lineup, then it's curtains for the rest of the league.

I think I've fully bought into Ronny Mauricio being very good.

You know things are different for this year's Mets team because they just went into San Francisco and swept the Giants out of the building, a building they basically always lose in. This team is just that special.