I wonder what year in time people started to have names and what year that wasn’t enough and people started using last names.

The laziest game of fetch ever (but not too bad for a cat). Early happy #Caturday Eve.

Just now in Brooklyn.

Just now in Brooklyn but even better.

Playing some cat pinball with George.

#SomethingKimKWillNeverSay #Survivor

Are hashtag games still a thing?

George settling in.

Apparently, Matt LaFleur isn’t a big fan of people doing the wave during a play (when his team is on offense on 4th down). #GoPackGo Green Bay Packers

Hey Elon Musk - It would be awesome if it could be an option to have my feed being just the latest posts/tweets from people I follow in the chronological order they post like the early days of Twitter, without so much algorithm crap trying to influence me by those I don’t follow.

I’m watching 1923 and they’re continuing with the weird storyline with a glimpse below. That’s Timothy Dalton, who’s 79 years old. Jesus Christ, who’s his agent, Jeffrey Epstein?

Happy #Caturday! #WakeandBake

Hey Apple - Please make an injectable miniature chip that monitors the moment when I drop dead and sends a signal to my iPhone to erase it, which it does immediately. I guess it would also be cool if it called 911 when my heart stops, but that’s not a must have. Thx in advance.

Dustin Hoffman picking his nose in the front row at the French Open.

In case you missed this yesterday…..

Happy #Caturday!

Just watched an episode of Digman! for the first time. Hey Nicholas Cage - Let me know if you need a lawyer to sue the show for using your early likeness and Andy Samberg’s plausible imitation of your voice as it’s obvious that the lead character is based on you.

Just tried a Harry’s razor. Yeah, it’s not your dad’s razor. It’s your great grandpa’s razor that you found in the attic. Yikes. I’m surprised there’s not a class action lawsuit for pain & suffering & disfigurement. Cut up my cheek. Less sharp new v Gillette after a month of use.

Wow. Wisconsin Football REALLY sucks this year. Only beating Miami (Ohio) 10-0 late in the 4th quarter. So sad. Goddamn players being paid. We can’t compete. Giving up now on the season. My only hope is Miami Canes, my other team, but I’m sure they’ll stink it up against Notre Dame.