Boys & Girls!!! The total eclipse is cumming. Please protect your eyes and use the safety squint when looking directly at the sun. X Van

I'll be making a bondage series soon in my North Carolina forest. I'm paying homage to one scene in the 1972 Deliverance movie. Of course, mine will be titled Dick-liverance. I need a license plate for the scene, and I love the Kill Bill plate PSY WGN. I need a cock version. Any

I built this platform a few days ago and ended up in the emergency room. 3 staples to the scalp, the 4x4 fell and almost hit me in the face. Not the f'n face, or it would have been game over. I feel very fortunate and humble, just like Trump. X Van

My first bowel movement after prolapse surgery. X Van #hemorrhoidectomy

HCMC Vietnam! x Van

Hue Vietnam! x Van

Halong Bay Vietnam. x Van

HCMC Vietnam. Some sort of celebration, not clear. Sorry for the same outfit. So darn hot here. Heading back to Amurica tonight. x Van

Back in Amurica. Tough f'n day. I held on to Lancaster's ashes for 2 winters. I finally let him go this spring. He's now with his buddy Bosco, along with our beloved Sasha. They were spoiled & loved. They ate premium pet food at $80-$100 a bag, while I ate Spam & Ramen. 💔 Van

A Cautionary Tale: After my successful prolapse surgery 11/24, I didn't pace myself and went wild with daily fisting. Today, I'm having a second prolapse surgery. Please fist sparingly. X Van

Medical Photo Warning - My Prolapse before & after. After a week of my second prolapse surgery, I already see a huge improvement. I now have a butthole of teenager. I'm taking a year off from fisting. Please learn from my mistakes & fist responsibly. X Van