You deserve the truth, I am very unexcited about Columbus on 3/21. Nobody take any phone video shit that day.

I have been informed that this was a “joke” and that Dave “hasn’t been to Ohio in years” and that Flowers thinks “they are actually doing vegan stuff there now”

I am so fucking excited about owning Ohio for a night, the worm has turned, best wear a hazmat suit or we might melt you

Two lines good or bad? Plz advise

HBD Patti Smith

You know who loves Mr. Brightside? Rivers Fucking Cuomo. Cheers, you nerd.

Can you imagine what I could do with all that hair? Also hbd

Hey bud, I have it on semi-good authority (B-Flo) that Bono is doing a show in NYC for like a month so I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Gave my blue check to Dave and he just smoked it

If ya know ya know

Just woke up dreaming I got to re-record my tracks on Neon Tiger. If something seems off - and I assure you the drums are off - it’s because Mark birthed wind that never left my little drum pod. I may have permanent damage to my lungs.

We?

Excited for Fast X. Putting my band in the ring to do a song for FAST 11. Specifically for the Rock funeral montage (he no doubt gets run over and dragged 556 miles by Dom for being too cheesy). RIP to the biggest salesman poser on Earth.

You shall not pass

Those drum strokes are trademarked, little guy

Parrots Up. RIP James.

Swear to god Bono was clocking me when I put in my password the other day. If I ever say insane shit on here it’s obviously him.

Bright Lights out this Friday. #BrightLights

The Olympics began in the cradle of Western civilization, Greece. The Olympics should now end in Las Vegas, the butcher of bad times and the assassin of dignity and humanity.

Not down with it. Any of it.