i was not meant to work a job i was meant to lay down and ponder

trying to stick to one aesthetic is painful im litch everything all at once

mmmmm i wanna change my name

minimum wage worker met me a month ago with $400, rn he still has 400 meanwhile im 1.2k richer from him alone hehe

true listen to him and keep throwing ur money at my feet thnx

coming back tmr when i get back from my trip :p

omg i’m not kidnapped just so busy rn WAITT

euro summers almost over and my whales wife finally found out. hole in my heart only 5k and new clothes can fix #shesback

hellloooo internet

can my followers like reassemble pls thanks

rounding up my subs like little bo peep rn

ok who else is ready to say hi. need to whip them all back into shape

tonight’s night routine was collecting £400 while in the bath lmao. can’t w8 to post and rob more of my loverboys tmrrr gn mwah

sometimes a sub is so cute and stupid and depressed i start feeling maternal instincts over him wtf i need lobotomised

gm imbeciles ♡♡♡ send coffee or syfm

i just wanted to let the world know i’ve been feeling so beautiful and happy and unstoppable and angelic lately bye

i’m soo excited for freshers week. we Will be running through some old grimy idiots card on overpriced drinks

get weaker

whoever just sent on throne do it again rq 💒💒