Remember: taking the vegetables off your double bacon cheeseburger decreases the amount of calories consumed

As a... – LinkedIn user I want to... – be notified by an inadequately detailed email that I have a new message, comment, like, job anniversary, connection anniversary, or that several people are reacting to Keith’s latest shared post so that... – engagement metrics

Ah yes, a... *checks notes* a soldering iron. youtube.com/watch?v=5vRy--…

Hear hear! Something we forget all to often: we build software for users, and for the business, not for ourselves. Codebase improvements that help neither in any way are just technical masturbation.

travis: fucksiewhoopsie we messed up ms: here, hold my beer

I like this podcast - short episodes (around 10 minutes or so per episode, brilliant because I tend to not be able to keep my attention on long ones), interesting subject matter, and often not quite (or not at all) obvious insights. Give it a listen!

Goes doubly as a contractor. If I'm the only one with certain knowledge, something went horribly wrong. Was in almost that situation a while back due to circumstances. Did not feel good. I want to be replaceable at any moment, as painlessly as possible.

C is a language with many useful functions: strtod converts your string to a double, strtol converts your string to a long, and strtok converts your string to potassium

This. You think normal users are stupid? Well, I'm just as stupid, but I have more tools to fuck up with. You'll be scratching your head and wondering how the hell I managed to break things *this* badly.

a thing I think about a lot is security advice that's basically just wrong because it's written with assumptions about corporate behavior that are not reliable.

Just spoke to Nash van Gool for the show. He has ADHD. He said that "the entire internet, without ad blockers [is a problem from a distraction perspective]". This episode coming in a few weeks!

This month we have Nash van Gool visiting us over at Bynder ! Come join us and talk about legacy codebases! Limited seats are available so hurry up and claim your spot! meetup.com/010php/events/… #meetup #rotterdam #php #sharingiscaring