I don’t look like Meadow. Meadow looks like me. Capisce? #sopranos

“Woke” has lost all meaning. If Cracker Barrel is woke, then I guess IHOP is Antifa.

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Weed Bros: “Actually…” Me: hundreds of lab tests, published cookbook, years in the industry Also me: cool story, Professor Reddit.

Guns were never about “freedom.” Trump has the Guard picking up trash in DC and intimidating Blue cities while another school shooting happened in Minneapolis. The only thing guns are protecting is this blood-soaked administration.

Trump blew $3B painting and powder coating the border wall black on the American side. Here I thought the whole point was to keep people out.

America used to dream. Now it just doomscrolls.

Cutting skills: upgraded. Salad game: elevated. ✨Her royal highness LaGanja Estranja graced my Kitchen Sesh with her presence and it was SICKENING 🌟

J.D. “JUST DANCE” VANCE, WHO NOBODY LIKED UNTIL TRUMP PICKED HIM OUT OF THE "BARGAIN BIN" IN THE WALMART CLEARANCE SECTION, WENT ON FOX TO TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR GOVERNOR. THE DANCING QUEEN CAN’T STOP! I LIVE RENT-FREE IN HIS HEAD (VERY TINY SPACE,

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Gavin Newsom has never had to pay for sex. Donald Trump has never had it for free.

Word to the wise: NEVER fly Avelo Airlines. They strand passengers, refuse refunds, and their “customer service” is a joke. Now they’re even running ICE deportation flights. Trash airline.

I try not to be gruesome on here but lemme be clear: If your dog bites someone and isn’t vaccinated for rabies, your dog will be tested. To test a dog for rabies, they behead them and grind up their brain tissue. You will never get your dog or even their ashes back.

CHEERS! PATRIOTS!!!

Visit Disney World at your own peril

The Four Horsemen

America, we need to bring back Home Ec because wtf is this shit