That feeling when they announce Biden is officially the President of the United States

It’s time for a wealth tax in America.

The business model of Wall Street is fraud.

Tweeting for the first time in 6 years to say what the fuck

Volatile Wall Street week is my favorite week on Dancing with the Stars

If someone wrote a script about this exact situation & said the name of the trading company that ultimately throws the common man to the wayside to protect the rich was named “Robinhood,” they’d be laughed out of the board room & told their script was too cliché. $gme #GMEstock

So what’s r/WorldCupBets saying about the Quidditch World Cup odds tomorrow?

The best part of the stimulus check is we get to live out that episode of Futurama where everyone gets the $300 government rebate and then we follow them on their journey of buying random things.

Hear me out - Josh Fight is basically the Storm Area 51 of 2021

And just remember folks, at midnight tonight, every corporations’ logo turns to rainbow

Recruiter: where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: no clue, but in 30 years I plan on being J. B. Fletcher.

All of the dinosaurs are gay and we are proud of them. even though they’re also dangerous monsters

My aesthetic goals have always been to look like the faeries from Neopets

Hear me out – master cut of #GreenKnight but it’s intercut with #MontyPythonandTheHolyGrail

That Spider-Man no way home trailer tho

C-132 #rickandmorty

Spooky, scary, and - I cannot stress this part enough - skeletons

This is the funniest order number ever

No one: My brain constantly: I’m not your Cinderella, I’m your ✨Bad✨ Cinderella

Had the best time visiting the AMC Theatres Booth at #SDCC and getting my favorite exclusive of the convention! 🎥🍿🛼✨💖